You might like a programming language I make, "NCD". See: https://code.google.com/p/badvpn/wiki/NCD https://code.google.com/p/badvpn/wiki/NCD It follows a simi

You might like a programming language I make, "NCD". See: https://code.google.com/p/badvpn/wiki/NCD https://code.google.com/p/badvpn/wiki/NCD It follows a similar philosophy to Nix but for runtime management of processes and events in general. It's really functional though. But it is a bit declarative, with the implicit backtracking, the unique feature of NCD.