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All you really need to get laid is a willingness to eat humble pie while you climb the social learning curve. It's simple: smile, make eye contact, show intere

All you really need to get laid is a willingness to eat humble pie while you climb the social learning curve. It's simple: smile, make eye contact, show interest, ask questions. You will probably feel like an idiot. Repeat until confidence outweighs fear. If you're smart, use your brain for wit, not for showing off.

sown 17y ago
Also, I need to lose about a hundred pounds and do something about my jebediah beard.
- potatolicious 17y ago
  Appearance I find is not a huge factor... If you excude confidence and know how to talk, you will still get laid.
  - mynameishere 17y ago
    It's true! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydpl0bgL_Kw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydpl0bgL_Kw
  - donaq 17y ago
    Not necessarily. Or rather, this works more for males than females. As Eddie Murphy once put it succinctly, "But you gotta be beautiful too. I don't want no funny, ugly bitch," or something like that. I find that appearances usually matter more to males than females.
  - sown 17y ago
    The ladies are not fond of awesome UNIX beards.
    - potatolicious 17y ago
      They're not fond of it, but I'm saying it's something that can be overcome without resorting to shaving off your luscious chin-mane :P
nostrademons 17y ago
My female friends also tell me: "Tell her she's beautiful!" Apparently, most girls use this as the litmus test for whether a guy is into her. If he doesn't find her attractive, or isn't willing to say so, she won't find him attractive. This even seems to apply to girls that are already sleeping with you: they'll ditch you for a guy that compliments them more at the first opportunity. I haven't had a chance to test this, since I'm still ignoring the first 4 steps. But I have on occasion accidentally made certain friends develop a crush on me by offhandedly calling them pretty. So it seems to work fairly well.
- sho 17y ago
  I think that only works in the case that the female is insecure, in other words only about 99.9% of the time, so be careful with this technique.

sown 17y ago

Also, I need to lose about a hundred pounds and do something about my jebediah beard.

potatolicious 17y ago
Appearance I find is not a huge factor... If you excude confidence and know how to talk, you will still get laid.
- mynameishere 17y ago
  It's true! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydpl0bgL_Kw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydpl0bgL_Kw
- donaq 17y ago
  Not necessarily. Or rather, this works more for males than females. As Eddie Murphy once put it succinctly, "But you gotta be beautiful too. I don't want no funny, ugly bitch," or something like that. I find that appearances usually matter more to males than females.
- sown 17y ago
  The ladies are not fond of awesome UNIX beards.
  - potatolicious 17y ago
    They're not fond of it, but I'm saying it's something that can be overcome without resorting to shaving off your luscious chin-mane :P

nostrademons 17y ago

My female friends also tell me: "Tell her she's beautiful!" Apparently, most girls use this as the litmus test for whether a guy is into her. If he doesn't find her attractive, or isn't willing to say so, she won't find him attractive. This even seems to apply to girls that are already sleeping with you: they'll ditch you for a guy that compliments them more at the first opportunity. I haven't had a chance to test this, since I'm still ignoring the first 4 steps. But I have on occasion accidentally made certain friends develop a crush on me by offhandedly calling them pretty. So it seems to work fairly well.

sho 17y ago
I think that only works in the case that the female is insecure, in other words only about 99.9% of the time, so be careful with this technique.