How about getting a couple of college students who get paid on a per-call basis? Then you find a way of routing the calls to their personal lines, using for exa

How about getting a couple of college students who get paid on a per-call basis? Then you find a way of routing the calls to their personal lines, using for example the services that the telephone sex people use? Get cheap phones with extra numbers, so they can answer professionally, and don't open with "DUUUDE" or something like that.