Pardon my language and metaphor, but you are wasting the fire-breathing dragontits off of my goddamn time and I don't fucking appreciate it. Your score: 3/10.

Pardon my language and metaphor, but you are wasting the fire-breathing dragontits off of my goddamn time and I don't fucking appreciate it. Your score: 3/10. I can give you heckling lessons and bring you up to a 7-- not good enough to take down a Steve Hofstetter, but good enough for the Internet-- but I'm booked until August and my rate's $275 an hour.