"hey, let's meet for coffee soooooooon! your shout? :-)" Dear Google, please don't feel you need to give me permission to write the above. And definitely don't

"hey, let's meet for coffee soooooooon! your shout? :-)" Dear Google, please don't feel you need to give me permission to write the above. And definitely don't remove or change handy features to achieve such an objective. It's my business how I compose email, and my responsibility for justifying the occasions where a formal style is needed vs casual. Just make the interface useful and stop trying to turn email into something it's not.