At first I thought this was just a smartass, exaggerated headline. I was a bit surprised to see that it's the original headline from the Yahoo article. I was e

At first I thought this was just a smartass, exaggerated headline. I was a bit surprised to see that it's the original headline from the Yahoo article. I was even more surprised to find that the "toxic nuke stockpile" doesn't refer to so-called toxic debt, but rather an actual stockpile of yellowcake uranium. This thing reads like an article from the Onion. There's even a quote about how we were looking for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq while they were sitting in Lehman Brothers' portfolio. Google News has some links to more articles about this. As unbelievable as this seems it appears to be true.