The only thing I remember about Zune's reviews were everyone talking about how much the brown one looked like dog shit. Oh and how Zune is some kind of anti-Sem

The only thing I remember about Zune's reviews were everyone talking about how much the brown one looked like dog shit. Oh and how Zune is some kind of anti-Semitic slur. Oh, and how hilariously bad the tagline "Welcome to the [...ice cream...?] social" was. Hah, and I almost forgot that sharing content with other Zune owners was called 'squirting'. Classic. It also didn't really help Microsoft that the only enthusiastic adopters of Zune were Apple haters that didn't have iPods but desperately wanted some piece of technology to develop an emotional attachment to. I distinctly remember my friend's boyfriend (now ex-) making snarky comments about my iPod, then picking up a Zune and making remarks like "it's already more popular than the iPod," and other quips that were laughable even THEN. Funny, I also knew I hadn't read a single good review from a reputable source, and I read Engadget a lot back then. They said the Zune sucked: http://www.engadget.com/2006/11/15/zune-review/ http://www.engadget.com/2006/11/15/zune-review/ "We've got things we like, and things we don't; rough edges to go right along with the well thought-out niceties. We came away underwhelmed and not at all surprised -- and why? The expectations were for Microsoft to deliver a "Microsoft" player and system; maybe not too shabby looking, but not very usable, and definitely bug-ridden." Also this hilarious play-by-play where Ryan couldn't even get the damned software to install: http://www.engadget.com/2006/11/13/installing-the-zune-sucked/ http://www.engadget.com/2006/11/13/installing-the-zune-sucke... Oh, and that glowing PCMag review you've generated from your nether-regions? http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2054204,00.asp http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2054204,00.asp "When we tested the Zune market place the day of the launch, the store refused to let us log in, but the company seems to have worked out the bugs now." "So to buy one song you need to pony up at least $5. This is irritating." "The Zune software works pretty well, but the content offerings are nowhere near as robust as iTunes." "We also found the battery life also a bit disappointing." "If Microsoft can boost its battery life, broaden the video support, and make it easier to download podcasts, the Zune could provide some healthy competition to the iPod. Until then, the iPod will continue to reign supreme." Zune failed because it failed to even be a good ripoff the iPod.