"tawkon is a free application that will alert you when radiation from your phone spikes and suggest ways on how to minimize your exposure." I want an app that

"tawkon is a free application that will alert you when radiation from your phone spikes and suggest ways on how to minimize your exposure." I want an app that will tell me when my phone's aura is no longer blue, because phones with blue auras are really good listeners and I want people to be able to hear me when I call them! /s