I was kept awake at night racked in guilt by my refusal to join twitter; but lo! Slate absolved me and my conscience is light as a feather once again. But wait

I was kept awake at night racked in guilt by my refusal to join twitter; but lo! Slate absolved me and my conscience is light as a feather once again. But wait! It doesn't look like that dude will absolve me for not being on Facebook - oh well, I'll just have to learn to live with my moral miasma.