Flashing Flash-based ads in your peripheral vision all day, even when your eyes are closed. Location based nags you can't turn off demanding that you visit the

Flashing Flash-based ads in your peripheral vision all day, even when your eyes are closed. Location based nags you can't turn off demanding that you visit the commercial sponsors of your device as you travel through the city. Bugs that block your vision randomly and can't be turned off because you carrier is taking two years to approve the bug-fix upgrade to Android 11.3 and your equipment is locked down with an encrypted bootloader. Crashing into walls because some cracker has added your glass to a botnet mining for bitcoins and the device is lagging and leaving artifacts in your sight lines.