I know this is meant to be funny, but I'm not sure what message you're trying to give by having the people happy and cheerful when they hear the person they've

I know this is meant to be funny, but I'm not sure what message you're trying to give by having the people happy and cheerful when they hear the person they've wronged has Lawdingo. The message I'd get, if I took it more seriously, is that the person who wrongs me has nothing to worry about if I go with Lawdingo. I think a comic panic reaction would have worked better, begging him to "get a real lawyer, don't use them guys" or something silly. Giving the impression that you guys are better than just going the traditional route, and more scary for the other guy.