Use a hammer. Hit your thumb instead of the nail. Blame the hammer. Use a table saw. Cut off three fingers instead of wood. Blame the table saw. Go scuba d

Use a hammer. Hit your thumb instead of the nail. Blame the hammer. Use a table saw. Cut off three fingers instead of wood. Blame the table saw. Go scuba diving. Return to the surface too fast. Get the bends. Blame the equipment. Drive a car. Have an accident while texting. Blame the phone. Go fishing. Be careless. Put a hook through your hand. Blame the fishing rod, the reel and the hook. Use Excel. Don't make an effort to learn what you are doing. Mindlessly copy and paste. Do not seek out peer review. Cause massive financial losses. Blame Excel. Boy, do I like the sound of the word "moron".