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1. Register domain accordionfy.com or accordion.io. 2. Put a lading page to collect emails in it. Link to this demo. 3. Include the copy "Accordionfy.com is a
by orangethirty 14y ago
1. Register domain accordionfy.com or accordion.io.
2. Put a lading page to collect emails in it. Link to this demo.
3. Include the copy "Accordionfy.com is aiming to disrupt the accordion industry by leveraging the web stack to deliver an life-like accordion experience to anyone with an internet connection."
4. Under the copy include: "We are currently raising seed investment."
5. Write 3 blog posts a day about anything but accordions.
6. Tweet about accordion-first startups.
7. Apply to YC and then complain about how PG hates accordions.
8. Buy a black hoodie and an airplane ticket to SF.
9. Go to every startup event in SF.
10. Tell people how much traction you got from the HN post.
11. Rinse and repeat #9 && #10 for 3 months.
12. Make a blog post about how you failed, and how it taught you that startups are hard. Never thinking about that you were trying to sell a fucking accordion in a web browser.
13. Get acquired by Yahoo! for 15 Million dollars.
In all seriousness, I love this.