My full name is Matthew Stephen Trout. This means I can filter a substantial percentage of junk mail simply by throwing away anything addressed to 'Ms. Trout'.

My full name is Matthew Stephen Trout. This means I can filter a substantial percentage of junk mail simply by throwing away anything addressed to 'Ms. Trout'. ... or Grout, Sprout, Trent or any of the other hilarious misspellings people also seem to manage. Less OT: Using such a thing to pre-select the probably-right option on a gender picker might be actually useful without the false selections causing the "fake familiarty" problem.