[After reading Reddit thread.] My goodness. Flying while brown is bad enough. Now do I have to worry about being tackled by vigilante do-gooders every time I st

[After reading Reddit thread.] My goodness. Flying while brown is bad enough. Now do I have to worry about being tackled by vigilante do-gooders every time I step out of the house with a backpack? Or, Cthulhu forbid, put my bag down on the ground!