Why do you think companies can only do one thing at a time? Amdahl's law. Recovering from a catastrophic hack isn't parallellizable. Nobody can draft a press r

Why do you think companies can only do one thing at a time? Amdahl's law. Recovering from a catastrophic hack isn't parallellizable. Nobody can draft a press release before the security audit has been performed. You can't inform anyone before the security audit has been performed. The software engineers can't go to work before certain parts of the security audits have been performed. Certain parts of the security audit can't be performed before other parts have been performed. And where have you worked where software engineers are drafting press releases or conducting security audits? A bootstrapped startup? Depending on the scale of the company (and I have no clue how many people work at Linode), the work may be sequential simply by lack of manpower.