Let me tell you about my worst first day. I got to work half an hour before my manager and sat in an empty office by myself. When the manager finally showed up

Let me tell you about my worst first day. I got to work half an hour before my manager and sat in an empty office by myself. When the manager finally showed up, he gave me a box that had a new computer and said "Here you go, set it up." I didn't have a keyboard, mouse, or ethernet cable and I had to go scrounge them second hand. I spent the next week pretty much doing nothing but reading through manuals and talking to nobody but the cafeteria workers.