I have been on this planet long enough to know that every time I or somebody else says "I wonder if", it has probably already happened. Even more than that, it

I have been on this planet long enough to know that every time I or somebody else says "I wonder if", it has probably already happened. Even more than that, it probably is already established principle for so long and to such a degree that the people following through with the "I wonder if" are already kind of bored of it and moved on to even more outlandish stuff.