I'm not sure if I'd trust you to do that, because I heard you were a humanities major. Aside, I'm sure there are a lot of STEM graduates here congratulating th

I'm not sure if I'd trust you to do that, because I heard you were a humanities major. Aside, I'm sure there are a lot of STEM graduates here congratulating themselves on both their employablity and their superior moral character. Upvote! Your title rewrite is missing a word by the way. :) Edit; I got downvoted for saying what now appears in the top comment. Tut.