Is Mr. Damn Good Android Developer single? Take his temperature and tell HR he has a Bachelor's Degree in Chemistry w/ Specialization In Mecurial Heat Transfer

Is Mr. Damn Good Android Developer single? Take his temperature and tell HR he has a Bachelor's Degree in Chemistry w/ Specialization In Mecurial Heat Transfer from the New School of Thought where he completed 98.6 units. I'm not sure that joke actually made any sense, but it sounded good in my head. Your HR department sounds so thick skulled they might actually by it.