"JS is the crappy ill-suited compiler target everyone is forced to use." Now, if you say instead that it's low-level ("assembly"), fans of JS feel smug about u

"JS is the crappy ill-suited compiler target everyone is forced to use." Now, if you say instead that it's low-level ("assembly"), fans of JS feel smug about using it instead of being offended. However, at the same time you hint that JS is something which shouldn't be written by humans.