Personally, I think your attitude is laughable. Why should I use 3rd-party APIs? I don't even have the time to learn them, because I'm too busy debugging by own

Personally, I think your attitude is laughable. Why should I use 3rd-party APIs? I don't even have the time to learn them, because I'm too busy debugging by own private programming language, tool chain, and operating system. I'm surprised I'm even posting this on the internet that everyone uses, as opposed to my completely solipsistic one-person internet. It's really heaven, trust me.