There's something wrong with this picture... You're trying to tell me an "Internet Famous" security pen tester is unable to get into the Computer History Museum

There's something wrong with this picture... You're trying to tell me an "Internet Famous" security pen tester is unable to get into the Computer History Museum? Well, I made it in here. I showed up yesterday and locked myself inside a running CRAY overnight. The burns were worth it, but I still haven't managed to get out yet...