"Told people my name is Rupert, Tarquin, or Archibald" Hey now, some of us resemble that remark. Multiple middle names are good, especially if one of them is

"Told people my name is Rupert, Tarquin, or Archibald" Hey now, some of us resemble that remark. Multiple middle names are good, especially if one of them is St. John. Now that I think about it, that's going to be my go-to first name. "How do you spell that?"