To heck with that, Wikipedia says the verified oldest person is alive and 115. I say you patent living to 116, and start collecting checks next year if old Jir

To heck with that, Wikipedia says the verified oldest person is alive and 115. I say you patent living to 116, and start collecting checks next year if old Jiroemon Kimura, is that lucky / unlucky. * or you could skip verified and go with 123, but why wait?