Here's a somewhat amusing (not quite verbatim) transcript from an interview I once had: Interviewer: "So, why're you looking to leave your current employer?"

Here's a somewhat amusing (not quite verbatim) transcript from an interview I once had: Interviewer: "So, why're you looking to leave your current employer?" Me: "Well, we were acquired a couple of years ago, and the change in culture has frustrated me a bit. I'd like to work somewhere more dynamic where there's not so much red tape and so many stakeholders to talk to about everything." Interviewer: "OK, so do you have any questions for me?" Me: "What's the worst thing about working here?" Interviewer: "Well, sometimes it can feel like there's too much red tape, lots of stakeholders to consult. It would be nice to be more dynamic". I didn't get that job.