CoffeeScript is not even close! It can't even understand this code which is legit but horrible a = ()-> Math.random() * 1000 - 500 b = ()-> Math.rando

CoffeeScript is not even close! It can't even understand this code which is legit but horrible a = ()-> Math.random() * 1000 - 500 b = ()-> Math.random() * 1000 - a() c = a == b ? a() < 0 ? a(b()) : b() : a(a()) http://coffeescript.org/#try:a%20%3D%20()-%3E%20Math.random()%20*%201000%20-%20500%0Ab%20%3D%20()-%3E%20Math.random()%20*%201000%20-%20a()%0A%0Ac%20%3D%20a%20%3D%3D%20b%20%3F%20a()%20%3C%200%20%3F%20a(b())%20%3A%20b()%20%3A%20a(a())%0A http://coffeescript.org/#try:a%20%3D%20()-%3E%20Math.random(...