1a. No offices, only cubes. 1b. Limited conference rooms, people ignore the reservation just enough to make it irritating. 2. No continuous integration. No Git.

1a. No offices, only cubes. 1b. Limited conference rooms, people ignore the reservation just enough to make it irritating. 2. No continuous integration. No Git. 3. We say there is, but there isn't. 4. As one of our supervisors said recently, "If I'm not telling you what to do, or changing your workload on a daily basis, then I feel like I'm not doing anything." 5. All of the above! 6. Most people show up for work, most of the time. Performance reviews are irrelevant. You may be evaluated on things like "dresses appropriately" when there is no dress code. 7. No, no, no. Employees are not fired. I'll let you think about where that eventually leads. 8. No. No. No. No. None. 9. Not in the budget, sorry. That's where I work. And I wouldn't give it up for these fast paced do-or-die startups. :)