What I ended up doing is writing a fake 'require' that replicates the nodejs require semantics (e.g. http://hastebin.com/nipaburipe.js http://hastebin.com/nipab

What I ended up doing is writing a fake 'require' that replicates the nodejs require semantics (e.g. http://hastebin.com/nipaburipe.js http://hastebin.com/nipaburipe.js)