"What do you mean the page takes a long time to render? Look at one of my monitors, it comes up in less than a second! Yes, everyone has a 6 fucking-hertz vid

"What do you mean the page takes a long time to render? Look at one of my monitors, it comes up in less than a second! Yes, everyone has a 6 fucking-hertz video card with 8 gigasnots of memory these days. Well, all my friends do."