To make up completely asinine quotes with no basis on reality -- Elephants like water, except on Tuesdays. I'm not really interested, but I love being a preten

To make up completely asinine quotes with no basis on reality -- Elephants like water, except on Tuesdays. I'm not really interested, but I love being a pretend expert on anything. (If anyone has any comments to flesh out this thread, please feel free to bump my comment!)