Founding my startup, I took out an extra student loan I didn't need and put it into Apple stock, which gained about 30%. After I ate through that I cashed out m

Founding my startup, I took out an extra student loan I didn't need and put it into Apple stock, which gained about 30%. After I ate through that I cashed out my 401K, and then I started taking out cash advances on credit cards. I was very happy when we got funding. Irresponsible debt - it's the American way!