Given how transparent Microsoft's "Scroogled" campaign is and how closely the reasons given here skew to the Scroogled message, I'd wager you're pretty close if

Given how transparent Microsoft's "Scroogled" campaign is and how closely the reasons given here skew to the Scroogled message, I'd wager you're pretty close if not bang on. They probably genuinely believe what they write though, at least on some level. You'd have to, or go mad. EDIT: I also feel mild antipathy towards both parties.