Why can't I just print my own t-shirt with my existing number? Women are protective of their numbers and don't go around texting total strangers. Women won't

Why can't I just print my own t-shirt with my existing number? Women are protective of their numbers and don't go around texting total strangers. Women won't wear the shirt, and I wouldn't text someone wearing them. Desperate much? How about, "Do you think I'm cute? Come talk to me"