That's great, but we're here to make fun of "Enterprise" programming and anything associated with it. Now you come along and give us this simple example that wo

That's great, but we're here to make fun of "Enterprise" programming and anything associated with it. Now you come along and give us this simple example that works. I bet it would still be better in Javascript or Ruby because those are the only two languages that I know and everything is better as a web app anyway.