So the Greek bonds get a haircut and in the process the Cyprus banks are thrown under the bus. At the same time Germany, the Netherlands and Finland enjoy the c

So the Greek bonds get a haircut and in the process the Cyprus banks are thrown under the bus. At the same time Germany, the Netherlands and Finland enjoy the capital influx of insurances and some fonds, who are regulated such that they can only invest in the Eurozone. These capital influx creates a nice boom, low unemployment and ensures the reelection of the idiots who did throw Greece under the bus in the first place. This crisis would be so funny, if it would occur on any continent I don't live on.