That would be awesome, and it was our first idea, but it doesn't work. It would draw direct issues - there are seedy massage providers out there offering sexua

That would be awesome, and it was our first idea, but it doesn't work. It would draw direct issues - there are seedy massage providers out there offering sexual services under the guise of "massage". So it's very dangerous to use the words "massage" and "happy" together. You'll start ranking on google for some very questionable queries.