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RollFWD A rolling prediction list of future headlines. What's yours?
We're keeping a rolling list of headline predictions, for a reason yet unknown.
Future Headlines as of 03/10/13:
1. Wyoming Joins Texas as Second State to Issue Own Currency In Wake of U.S. Dollar Collapse- matterhorn
2. Following Dennis Rodman Visit, Switzerland Declares War on U.S.- matterhorn
3. Bloomberg Bans Bottled Water: Claims It Robs Our "Precious Bodily Fluids"- matterhorn
4. Patent Troll Claims Rights to Inhalation of Air- matterhorn
5. Demands Licensing Fees From All Breathers- sixQuarks
6. 155 year old sentenced to juvenile detention for tampering with town's singularity machine- devonbarret
7. Outrage as pedestrian killed by self driving car- devonbarret
8. 90% of car accidents caused by self driving system errors.- snowfox
9. Google glass banned in McDonalds- smewpy.
- cloudout 14y agoDark Clouds; internet becomes more vulnerable as 80% of all data now hosted in 20% of the world's data centers.
- devonbarrett 14y agoNumber 6 is not mine. Nitpicking: My name has another t on the end. Another headline: Infra-hats become number one selling product of the year.
- terrykohla 14y agoScientific study shows that highly developed neocortex in software developers is still responding to reptilian complex's commands. Hence, dark clouds in sight. (Inspired by cloudout's headline)
- orangethirty 14y agoIt is now illegal to marry your clone.