So why am I being downvoted? For complaining that there isn't a way to view a full-length version of the article (which is important for slow mobile devices) an

So why am I being downvoted? For complaining that there isn't a way to view a full-length version of the article (which is important for slow mobile devices) and about the entirely useless "print this page" functinality on the site? Fine, I'll keep my thoughts to myself. I'll also come to your house and skin your puppy, because, you know, I'm a genius.