How often does the language core actually break, though? That's an absolute fringe case. So what you say is true: they won't support code, but they'll restart

How often does the language core actually break, though? That's an absolute fringe case. So what you say is true: they won't support code, but they'll restart the server and handle core updates. That isn't a big enough benefit for someone who detests a language that much. I still think you're more comfortable with PHP than anything, which is how your valuation is being assembled.