In other words: you are not willing to put your money on anything; you just want to post baseless predictions so you can gloat later on the off-chance that you'

In other words: you are not willing to put your money on anything; you just want to post baseless predictions so you can gloat later on the off-chance that you're right. If you actually believed the Bitcoin market will crash in June, you would be buying futures or put options right now.