And a Scandinavian version of this: A Dane, a Swede and a Norwegian are sentenced to death. The Judge asks them if they have any last wishes. The Dane says:

And a Scandinavian version of this: A Dane, a Swede and a Norwegian are sentenced to death. The Judge asks them if they have any last wishes. The Dane says: "Eh, could I get a beer?" The Norwegian says: "I want to make a speech about the injustice of this ruling!" and the Swede says: "I want to be executed before the Norwegian."