I don't know if it qualifies as a joke, but I loved and learned from the Tao of Programming -- http://www.canonical.org/~kragen/tao-of-programming.html http://w

I don't know if it qualifies as a joke, but I loved and learned from the Tao of Programming -- http://www.canonical.org/~kragen/tao-of-programming.html http://www.canonical.org/~kragen/tao-of-programming.html. Too long to paste here, but it's stood the test of time.