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When Chuck Norris throws an exception, it’s across the room.
by maeon3 14y ago
When Chuck Norris throws an exception, it’s across the room.
- KingMob 14y agoAny test for equality on ChuckNorris fails. He has no equals. Chuck Norris invented programming. Why do you think it began with punch cards? Chuck Norris never gets thread contention; threads cooperate if they want to live. If Norris doesn't like your site, he duck-punches your Javascript until it works. I attempted to kill -9 Chuck Norris and my keyboard shocked me for my impudence. Chuck Norris can write Haskell... in assembler.