"you might be assigned a baby!" Oh, please god no. Not ever having to worry about getting a phone call telling me I've gotten someone pregnant is right up the

"you might be assigned a baby!" Oh, please god no. Not ever having to worry about getting a phone call telling me I've gotten someone pregnant is right up there on the best-things-about-being-gay list with watching men's gymnastics at the Olympics and it being okay to own lots of shoes. Are you trying to make us miserable?