Don't the point of such "Why eating feces is good" articles. I thought there are some converters from vb.net to C#, if there are none - then rewrite those damn

Don't the point of such "Why eating feces is good" articles. I thought there are some converters from vb.net to C#, if there are none - then rewrite those damn tutorials, you'll end up saving much more health than if you do manual convertion. Let's just bury that whole idea of 'programming for non-programmers' along with ugly shit that arose from it (cobol, vb, etc).