Since Y Combinator is too competitive to get into, can someone recommend a suitable crime that I can commit in order to be sent to San Quentin? Preferably a fel

Since Y Combinator is too competitive to get into, can someone recommend a suitable crime that I can commit in order to be sent to San Quentin? Preferably a felony whose prison sentence matches the length of the program. Given that the incubator program in San Quentin accepts 1 in 5 applicants from the general prison population, as a developer I think I'm a shoe-in for being accepted. Thanks in advance for your suggestions and I look forward to submitting a "Show HN" article once my SQ W2013 startup launches. Goodbye, ramen noodles and sleeping on my buddy's floor... hello, three hots and a cot!