Why is water still a Thing? 1. Cans. If you ever used an un-closable can, you can skip to #2. 2. I can't take water from bottle A to bottle B using my hands.

Why is water still a Thing? 1. Cans. If you ever used an un-closable can, you can skip to #2. 2. I can't take water from bottle A to bottle B using my hands. 3. Obtuse composition. Seriously, just look at the recipe: H2O. Why is there OXYGEN IN THERE (yes I'm shouting)? We all know oxygen's a GAZ, right? 4. Milking the third-world countries. Guys, some countries are in DIRE NEED of water, and they are being CHARGED for a ridiculous price by their neighboring countries just for some water. Years of frustration: I drink water and I pee half of its content. You'd think by now we'd have something that my whole body can consume instead of, you know, rejecting almost all of it twelve hours later.