I'm mildly disappointed that this article has ignored both Diogenes and Lisp. All these connections seem tenuous to me, so what's one more? Why not say Diogene

I'm mildly disappointed that this article has ignored both Diogenes and Lisp. All these connections seem tenuous to me, so what's one more? Why not say Diogenes was the first Lisp-programmer philosopher? After all, he had it right, but was ignored for years.