Well, some of these tripels only seem to get better with age, so extrapolating from that, we can assume that storing it forever will produce an infinitely tasty

Well, some of these tripels only seem to get better with age, so extrapolating from that, we can assume that storing it forever will produce an infinitely tasty beverage. Drinking it will, of course, truncate the 'forever' timeline, thus making it less than 'infinitely tasty', so the only way to preserve the extreme flavor is to never open it, thus: sequestered. waves hands